January 2012
Me and my friends should have a reality tv show about us.
DECEPTION. DISGRACE.
I want to play my Nintendo on the train but I’m worried people with think I’m daft :’)
Tree in da library.
I am sitting in the library. I am trying to do my tutorial work but I have little motivation and there’s something about decision trees that make you want to kill yourself.
So I amuse myself with people watching. This is everyone’s favourite past time even if they won’t admit to it. The only bad thing about it is that if I sit here staring at people - considering its a library and people are most likely in the exact same situation as me, look at someone too long and boof! You’ve made eye contact. Fall on the floor.
Right now there are two girls in a pod opposite me, if I look at them I get the feeling the guy who is faced towards me is looking at me looking at them. TRICKY.
A new girl just sat down… She looks tired and there is a little perspiration on her forehead. I suggest she’s been outside and walking up stairs. However she has kept her coat on. This could mean two things… One, my theory is wrong, and Two, she is sweaty and has bad BO and therefore thinks she can trap the stench inside her coat. Puzzle.
I have a tutorial in less than an hour and I am sick of not knowing how to do decision trees. Let me have some Ribena! OH SHIT.
I JUST SPILT RIBENA ON MA TREE. And VOOOOSH.
My eyes are popping out the sockets! So is everyone else’s eyes!
A bean stock has just sprouted out of my decision tree!
I have decided to climb it. I’ll get back to you when I hit the top!…
Ten minutes later…
….Ooft! Its huge up here in the sky. The clouds are so soft and made of water! There are hills too and lots of grass! FEE FI FO FUMB. I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A BORED ACCOUNTING STUDENT.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?! I’m screaming! There’s a… A…. A…. A GIANT!!! :O
He has picked me. He is so ugly. And now I mean I’ve seen ugly. I know what ugly looks like… But this!!! A whole different kind of ugly.
OH NO. He’s gonna drop me off down the bean stock. Down the way I came. Oh no!!!
He speaks to me… “Time to unbore yourself, little girl.” He says, “focus your mind and all will be well.” And he drops me.
OOOFFTT. I land back in my chair. Just another tale of Loz’s Library Adventures.
